Get ready for some laughs (or some groans). Have fun!
How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?
You put him in your backyard.
What does a mother dog call her pups when they come in from playing in the snow?
Slush puppies!
What did the tree say to the squirrel?
Leaf me alone.
How is a puppy like a penny?
Each has a head and a tail!
Why are Dalmatians not good at hide-and-seek?
Because they’re always spotted!
What do dogs have that no other animals have?
Puppies!
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A cauliflower or collie-flower
What kind of dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle
What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A catastrophe!
How did the little Scottish dog feel when it saw a monster?
Terrier-fied!
What breed of dog will laugh at any joke?
A . . . chi-ha-ha.