The Puppy Collection

by Susan Hughes

Illustrated by Leanne Franson

If you could have a puppy, what would you pick?

Kat and her friends Maya and Grace are totally dog crazy! Join them as they create a scrapbook of all the different puppies they meet.

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Get ready for some laughs (or some groans). Have fun!

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?
You put him in your backyard.

What does a mother dog call her pups when they come in from playing in the snow?
Slush puppies!

What did the tree say to the squirrel?
Leaf me alone.

How is a puppy like a penny?
Each has a head and a tail!

Why are Dalmatians not good at hide-and-seek?
Because they’re always spotted!

What do dogs have that no other animals have?
Puppies!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A cauliflower or collie-flower

What kind of dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle

What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A catastrophe!

How did the little Scottish dog feel when it saw a monster?
Terrier-fied!

What breed of dog will laugh at any joke?
A . . . chi-ha-ha.