1. What would you do if you saw a cow in the middle of a busy road in India?

• Chase it until it gets off the road so traffic is free to move.
• Kneel immediately and pray.
• Ignore it and move on.

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2. What is the main ingredient in green chutney?

• Green peas.
• Cilantro.
• Spinach.

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3. If your luggage tag reads TOM, lucky you, you’re flying to:

• Timbuktu.
• Tokyo.
• Toronto.

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4. A samosa is:

• A flower in the mimosa family.
• An important monument in Delhi.
• An Indian snack.

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5. A Yaodong is:

• A Chinese name for a hotdog.
• A cave-dwelling in Northern China.
• A Chinese clock.

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6. A bua is:

• The Hindi word for dad’s sister.
• A female boa constrictor.
• An anagram for "Abu."

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7. What animal does a groom arrive on for a traditional Indian wedding?

• Cow.
• Elephant.
• Horse.

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8. If you order a croque monsieur in Paris, you’re asking for:

• A male tour guide.
• A toasted ham and cheese sandwich.
• A pair of men’s shoes.

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9. What is a Bombay duck?:

• An eel-type fish, normally eaten battered and fried.
• A duck born and raised in Mumbai.
• The art of "ducking" to avoid crows, which the people of Bombay have perfected.

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10. The red marks that Dylan noticed on the walls and streets around Mumbai were:

• Spilled blood from previous murders which the municipal authorities neglected to clean.
• Remnants of Holi celebrations, the Festival of Colours.
• Betel nut juice mixed with saliva which people spit out onto the road.

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11. The currency in Vietnam is:

• Ding.
• Dong.
• Dang.

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12. The Monkey Buffet is:

• A buffet of foods with funny names.
• The buffet from the movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, where Jones was served monkey brains.
• An annual festival in Thailand where more than 600 monkeys are invited to a feast to thank them for bringing tourists to the country.

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13. The Andes are:

• A boy band.
• International awards for the most humorous photographs of the year.
• A South American mountain range.

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